Welcome to TheNewsColumn.com,

We’re officially in our second week, and we’re still glad to be here, but we can’t stay unless we have your support. Check us out and watch us as we grow into the internet’s number 1 political/news-satire and humor site (we need a better title than that).

Most, if not all, of our sources are fake, we verify nothing, and cross-reference is not in our lexicon (except for right now).

Here you will find a different take on the top stories of the day. You may find it offensive. You may find it outrageous. Either way, it’s all meant in good fun. Unless of course you’re the butt of our joke, in which case… too bad.

We’re taking news journalism to an entirely new level.

Come down and join us.

P.S. We purposely spelled “respetced” wrong.  Do you see the satirical nature of this site?  All other misspellings are actually misspellings.