Soldiers manning a checkpoint near Baghdad apprehended two known terrorists Monday, one of whom was wearing a wedding dress.
The soldiers manning the checkpoint suspected foul play when they noticed the ‘bride’ had more facial hair than the groom.
Radical Jihadists are calling the event an isolated case of hazing that shouldn’t reflect upon the entire terrorist organization. “These are the actions of only a few men,” said one extremist, “we in no way endorse what occurred today.”
This may not be the case though. The Central Intelligence Agency acknowledged unsubstantiated reports of similar cases that have funneled in since the beginning of the US led invasion.
In what the CIA is calling the Alpha Lambda Qaeda hazing incident, they liken the ritual to that of an American college fraternity
It is believed Haider al-Bahadli, the man in the wedding dress, was victim to other forms of hazing prior to this incident including blindfolded wall squats, intense yelling, and other forms of physical and psychological abuse.
“I had no problem blowing myself up in the name oh Allah. But to have to pick up a ping pong ball with my butt cheeks first, I just couldn’t go for that,” said one former terrorist who pledged a similar ‘fraternity.’
This case is expected to encourage other terrorists who’ve suffered from similar instances of hazing to come forward.
The Society Against Violence in Education (SAVE) highly condemns hazing (known as Ragging in India) in any form.
www.no2ragging.org