Doctors shocked Vice President Dick Cheney’s irregularly beating heart Monday to restore its normal rhythm.
It is believed the singing of holiday music triggered the irregularity. Doctors warned that without preventative shock therapy, Cheney’s heart could have grown by as much as three times the size that day.
While not immediately life threatening, if that were to happen, most experts agree Cheney would be likely to return that which he is responsible for taking – something for which the US military cannot afford in the War on Terror.
Cheney is expected to return to work today but from the safety of a soundproof Grinch-like cave.
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